Its been a very busy three months! Not even time to blog!
We have had lots of fun…thats why we love what we do; every wedding is different and Steve and Julie’s ceremony certainly was that!
This just shows how much you can customize your ceremony to say just what you want and have your personalities shine through…a certain Dr. would rather like this I think…
Wedding ceremony of Julie and Steve.
Welcoming words by the Officiate:
Officiate to guests:
Witness this day
A week before May,
Two thousand and eight,
They choose to mate.
Guests:
We will!
Officiate to Steve & Julie:
We gather together by the sea
To marry you two, finally!
You’ve searched far and wide,
To find the one by your side,
Now together you’ll be,
Day in and day out, eternity!
With highs and lows,
Laughs and blows,
You’ll travel the earth
In joy and mirth,
Exploring your love,
As free as a dove.
There’ll be cloudy days,
With rain and haze,
Lightning and thunder.
Words you’ll blunder.
Actions will fail,
No wind in your sail,
‘Til the clouds blow away,
Still loving every day.
Standing together,
Sweet-babe-ease,
Merging forever,
With two seas.
Atlantic and Caribbean,
Becoming one,
Steele and Seel in
The Saint Lucian sun.
As unique as a seashell,
Deep as the sea,
As truly a love
Was meant to be.
Mates and friends in
The garden of life,
Now to become
Husband and wife.
So, if anyone objects,
Please keep it inside.
They’ve nothing to protect,
Nothing to hide.
With rhyme and time,
Without further ado,
But with Doctor Seuss,
Let’s marry these two.
VOWS
Officiate:
Will both of you answer me right now
These questions as your wedding vows?
Both:
Yes, we will answer you right now
Your questions as our wedding vows.
Officiate to Steve:
Will you take Julie as your wife?
Will you love her all your life?
Will you have and will you hold
Years from now, a thousandfold?
Will you love her through good and bad,
When you’re happy or when you’re sad?
Will you love her if she has a tic,
Or when she’s hurt, or when she’s sick?
Will you love her if you’re filthy rich,
Or if you happen to live in a ditch?
Will you love her if she falls from a plane,
Even if you think she’s insane?
Yes, if you’ll love her through and through,
Please answer with these words:
Officiate and Steve together:
I DO!
Officiate to Julie:
Will you take Sweetbaby Steve,
As your husband, and never leave?
Will you make this solemn bond
To love him ‘til death and beyond?
Will you have, and will you hold,
From now ‘til the stars grow cold,
Will you love him with all your heart,
Even at night when he farts?
Will you love him when he’s sickly?
(Oh, can’t we get this over quickly!) [said with annoyance to guests]
If you’ll love him through and through,
Please answer with these words:
Officiate and Julie together:
I DO!
RING CEREMONY
Officiate:
We need to continue with a few more things.
Let’s proceed, may I have the rings?
(Takes rings)
Officiate to Steve:
Steve, place this ring on that finger there,
And repeat after me, if you dare.
To you my dear, I give this ring.
It is special, not just ‘Bling, Bling, Bling.’
Wear it proud, as you have vowed,
For you are mine, ‘til the end of time.
Steve (takes ring):
To you my dear, I give this ring.
It is special, not just ‘Bling, Bling, Bling.’
Wear it proud, as you have vowed,
For you are mine, ‘til the end of time.
(Steve puts ring on Julie’s finger.)
Officiate to Julie:
Julie, place this ring on that finger there
And repeat after me, if you dare.
To you, my love, I give this ring.
Tungsten Carbide is your ‘Bling.’
Wear it proud, my ‘sweet-babe-ee’,
For you are mine, all of eternity.
Julie (takes ring):
To you, my love, I give this ring.
Tungsten Carbide is your ‘Bling.’
Wear it proud, my ‘sweet-babe-ee’,
For you are mine, all of eternity.
(Julie puts ring on Steve’s finger.)
SAND CEREMONY
Officiate:
You’ve vowed your love and given rings.
(Very nice I might add, your ‘Bling! Bling! Bling!)
And now its time for a special thing.
I ask you both to scoop some sand
Using a shovel, or your hand,
Or these vases, they will do,
St. Lucian sand, chosen for you,
To join yourselves together as one,
Here beneath the St. Lucian sun,
To intertwine heart and soul,
Taking two halves, making a whole.
Once you’ve done what I ask,
I’ll state the purpose of this task.
(Julie & Steve pour sand)
Separation of these grains of sand
Cannot be done by any hand.
From this moment on, you both will be
As inseparable as this sand you see.
One more thing before the conch does blow
I really want you both to know:
I wish you a life full of sunshine,
Laughter, preferably with wine,
Hearts full of cheer, good German beer,
And a love that grows deeper year after year.
SIGNING THE REGISTER WHILE STILL AT THE TABLE
I, by the authority vested in me,
By God, whose command it surely must be,
Now declare you husband and wife,
Day in and day out, the rest of your life
You’re married now, so kiss the bride,
But please, Steve & Julie, keep it dignified.
(Steve & Julie kiss, as the conch blows)
Now that their kiss has sealed the deal,
May I present Mr. & Mrs. Seel!